A Pup at the Beach!

A well recovered pup at the beach! All he needs now is his balls removed and he's perfect!

BNRS: Only 5 Days More

Joe Millionaire's Evan Marriott is another "star" of Bravo's Battle of the Network Reality Stars. Although I'll admit he looks sorta hot in this pic, I always prefered Season 2 cowboy stud David Smith (unfortuantly he's not in the new show).

Again, set those TiVos: Wednesday, August 17 @ 9/8c.

CelebFlash quickies: Real World - Las Vegas, Kill Reality and sometime hot tub enthusiasts Trishelle Cannatella and Steven Hill. Trishelle was getting a non-fat-extra-whip-blended at the restuarant. Steven bartends at local gay bar Fubar (The DC equivalent would be Omega).

Wanted: PA

Kathy Griffin! Thank you!

After watching Kathy's new reality show on Bravo, and the tyreless way she power-walks up and down Runyon Canyon (not unlike WeHo Mark), I realized that to succed in this town I desperetely need a Personal Assistant. My own Jessica, a helping-hand, general dog's body and sometime puppy poop scooper. Naturally, my future PA should fit seamlessly into my exhausting routine, as such the Craig's List posting will include the following:

• No taller than 5'11" (I don't want to appear excessively short and he must fit in my MINI)
• Between 185 and 225 lbs (all muscle), with several Personal Training certifications under his 32" belt (that way he fulfills 2 much needed rolls - as Kathy showed us, D-Listers always spend wisely and get as much free crap as possible)
• An indept knowledge of the Buffy and Star Wars universes (and the whereabouts of all local Toys R Us stores)
• Prior experiance at Extreme Blendz
• Superior spelling (If he's best friends with Tori, that's a big plus!)
• No pretty boyz need apply (I don't want Tom or Rupert steeling him)

If you know of any suitable candidates, especially if they look anything like this...

Please send them in my direction!

(Salary is based on experience! References required!)

BNRS: 9 Days and Counting

That's right it's The Swan Queen Rachel Love Fraiser on Battle of the Network Reality Stars... Premiering on Bravo in only 9 days!

Set those TiVos!

(Yeah, yeah... I know no one watches network/reality/trash TV out there. You're all "I only watch Discovery Health, The History Channel and a couple of shows on BBC America" - WHATEVER!)

Is that you Judy Tremont?

You just wouldn't believe it unless it was true! The gays are straight, the straights are gay and I work not only with CSI's resident secretary, Judy Tremont, but the woman from the Hoover WindTunnel commercial, the one that makes fun of Dyson.

Vic, who plays Judy, is this super spunky actress who doesn't mind me quizzing her in depth about this whole acting malarky, how she got in to the biz, and the value of the classes that all actors go to (it's the equivalent of going to the gym for us gay boys).

Lilas, the WindTunnel woman (she's the one who says "My vacuum's a WindTunnel and it cleans better than Dyson"), has been on House, 24 and is staring in Alien Siege, some Sci-Fi Channel movie that's on this Saturday, August 13 (7pm c/p). She herself admits it's super cheesy schlock horror, but she did get to work with Apollo Creed!

But back to straights and gays thing. My gaydar is kaput! I'm not picking up on anyone correctly these days. These LA boys are all so metrosexual it's impossible to tell who is what, and which way they swing (or don't as it may be). I thought it was just an "at the gym" problem, but it's now happening all over the city. I'll be convinced that The Abbey is full of good ol' beer swilling jocks next. If there's a Britsh equivalent of "Oy Vey!" then I'm feeling it!

CelebFlash: My second Blowout stylist: Jason had brunch with another gentleman at the restaurant the other day. Now surely he's gay?