Another day (like any other these days)...While making my morning shake, I slice my finger on the yogurt pot lid. I need a Looney Toons band-aid to stop the blood from gushing everywhere.
I take the puppy for his morning walk. No Caesar sightings at all this week. Very disappointed. I should have chit chatted with him last week when I had the chance.
Every morning we walk pass Jonathan "I have a barcode" Antin's WeHo salon (from Bravo's Blowout). I still have not spied Jonathan or any of the stylists. Yes, I'm really bummed!
Time for the gym. Leaving the house always takes forever now that I've got to gate up the pup, get together all my gym stuff, keys, etc. Then it's a quick drive over to Gold's (Top Tip, as once uttered by Liz Taylor, always "Take Fountain").
Today's celeb sighting - Erica Gimpel, yes THE Coco Hernandez from Fame! She was just finishing up some class as I came upstairs for cardio. I did an ungodly hour today (it's usually just 20 minutes), sweat like a pig, but didn't stink!Once I'm back home, I have to inject the testosterone stuff into my thigh. I've still got a bruise from Monday's jab. I really can't believe I'm comfortable stabbing myself with a needle.
It's also time for the weekly head shave! I've also attempting a facial hair change. I wanted to model it on my new favorite WWE wrestler, the super-hot Muhammed Hassan. It's not working that well however. I might have to go back to the plain goatee. Maybe it's because I just don't have his pecs (and yes, he deserves 2 pics in one post)!Then there's an afternoon of a whole lot of NUTHIN! Well, some job searching; some TiVo watching; some playing with the pup.
Another walk, another protein shake, and come dinner time the healthy turkey cutlet spinach salad I was going to make turns into turkey cutlets and chips (and I spent an hour doing cardio why?).
Brian gets back from his work event earlier than expected, so we watch Big Brother 6 and then Monday's 2-hour Hell's Kitchen (and you're telling me The Apprentice was nominated for an Emmy over this PHENOMENAL show).
And that's my day... really busy... really interesting... top that!
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Suggestions to spice up your life: invite Anna Nicole Smith over for a lunch of debauchery + Trim Spa; play with your dolls; watch CNN Headline News and advise the anchorwomen what not to wear; instead of testostorone, inject protein shake into your thigh; organize your feminine hygiene products; masturbate with Mrs. Butterworths + a toilet brush.
Ew. Caesar was somewhat attractive in his early porn days. Actually, very attractive. Beefy but muscular. Now he is scary as hell with all those veins and he will be a fat ass once he puts down those weights for a couple minutes.
Please tell me you are not attracted to that. Please.
THANK YOU Teej!!! I also think he's become grotesque and is NOT attractive at all. Plus his "girlfriend" is butt eFFin ugly.
I think he's YUM!
He's disgusting. Apparently your low testosterone level is affecting your vision.
i'm with the crowd on this one... he is pretty icky these days... is there any alcohol in those shakes?
Head shave? HEAD SHAVE?! (Where's a terrabang when you need one?) So, what made you finally take MY advice, lo these many years later?
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