Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Kathy's "Main Gay"

While checking my email this past weekend, I come across this rather cool email:

"Hey Matt,

A friend of mine sent me the link to your blog and I'm very flattered that you named it after my novel. What a compliment.

Hope LA is treating you well. perhaps our paths will cross sometime. Oh, if you're looking for something fun to do, I'm hosting this funny show, The MisMatch Game at the Gay and lesbian Center on Sept 16 and 17th. You can see all the info on my website under 'MisMatch Game'

Happy Labor day.

Yours,
Dennis Hensley"

But, you may be asking, why is this email so cool? And why does the name Dennis Hensley seem so familiar?

Dennis is the author of the book I named this blog after (see the blog's description under the title) AND he's also one of Kathy Griffin's "Main Gays" on My Life on the D List (the final episode of which is this Wednesday at 10/9c).

There is no mention of him thinking the blog witty and well written, but we'll assume he thinks so. And, I'd like to think he's forwarded it on to Kathy, which would be pretty awesome since her routine centers on celebs, as pretty much does the blog.

Brian and I quite fancied the idea of being, 'Second-Tier-D-List-Gays', maybe this is our in!!!

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Between Her Thighs...

Teri Hatcher's thighs that is.

Paul Nicholas (actor by day, waiter by night) was the waiter who went under the table and between Teri's legs in the Valentine's episode of Desperate Housewives. What exactly did he see up there, I don't know, but Paul has a nice little clip of the incident on his website (click here). This might just top working with George Eads!

Paul once played a rent boy on Homicide: Life on the Street (in the episode "Closet Cases"), which ties us nicely to...

Natalie Sutherland, has also played sluts and prostitutes a few times in her career (so she told me, including once on ER I believe) . Natalie just recently lost a guest spot on Arrested Development to Charlize Theron. Natalie is a fellow Brit (she's a Scot through and through actually), and the casting people were looking for a British girl to play Jason Batemans' love interest for a few episodes. Natalie is spunky, feisty and attractive. She would have made a nice foil to Michael, but they went for a name actress and naturally picked a South African. However, Nat did get to make out with this guy (on the right) in a movie, so I can't feel that sorry for her this time...


Lastly we have Angie, who used to be one of The Farm's managers, but wisely gave up that gig to wait tables (which is highly more lucrative with better hours). In a pervious incarnation Angie worked on none other than Feast, the latest and greatest Project Greenlight movie which has still to see the light of day. Apparantly the shoot was just a horrific as Greenlight showed, Matt Damon was never around, and Ben Afleck was/is a real dick. That said, I still want to see it if it is ever released (IMDB says 2006).