I doubt
Jesse Metcalf's abscence from this season's
Housewives is the reason people have been tuning out, but I sure do miss his oh-so-pleasing-on-the-eye phsique (in person he has a
great chest). But like any other schmo even Jesse M. has to wait in line at the Sprint store.
Dan Cortese, you remember him from back in the day on MTV Sports and
Melrose Place. Now he's got 2.4 kids in tow, but still looks damn tasty! Didn't we all think
Veronica's Closet would have been a good show if Dan had taken his shirt off more!
Admit it, in his day didn't Harry Hamlin clash your titan dressed in that toga? And that bit on
LA Law when he and
Susan Dey sucked down those helium balloons? Made my heart melt! And aren't Lisa's lips now way overly
botoxed?
Mia Sorvino don't you wish you hadn't won that Oscar for woody's 1995
Mighty Aphrodite? OK, so you followed it up with
Mimic and
Romy & Michelle - both high art films! At least you've got a hot husband to push that stroller!
I doubt Jesse Metcalf's abscence from this season's Housewives is the reason people have been tuning out, but I sure do miss his oh-so-pleasing-on-the-eye phsique (in person he has a great chest). But like any other schmo even Jesse M. has to wait in line at the Sprint store.
Admit it, in his day didn't Harry Hamlin clash your titan dressed in that toga? And that bit on LA Law when he and Susan Dey sucked down those helium balloons? Made my heart melt! And aren't Lisa's lips now way overly botoxed?
Mia Sorvino don't you wish you hadn't won that Oscar for woody's 1995 Mighty Aphrodite? OK, so you followed it up with Mimic and Romy & Michelle - both high art films! At least you've got a hot husband to push that stroller!
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Oh my! I think I've lusted (wink, wink, nudge, nuge) after all of them ..okay well not maybe Mia... at one point in my youth. Oh, shit.. Jesse.. that may have been last year!
Jesse Metcalfe -- career over; Dan Cortese -- too much hair gel, killed his career; Harry Hamlin -- married Lisa Rinna, killing his career; Mira Sorvino -- who?
I do miss seeing some of them...and some others
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