How could Janice let go of Romanian "exotic dancer" Sorin? (I'd let him dance for me any day!)Why does Mike Boogie meticulously explains every challenge and competition to us on Big Brother? Is he scripted? Is he being paid? Is he hoping to take over from Julie Chen next summer? And how the hell did Marcellas come to be the voice of reason (and my favourite houseguest) before being unceremoniously backdoored?
Why does HGTV Design Star wannabe David compete shirtless in all the challenges?
It's about time that Trainer Jackie is finally done with that little Brazilian biting bitch Mimi! But will it last?
Can a Holy Land themepark really exist in Florida? And are atheists really the most untrustworthy people in America? Morgan Spurlock says so!
Mother-hating, ex-junkie designer Jeff, those neck tattoos must have hurt like a mother, didn't they?Will donut-wielding Fat Momma beat out smarmy Major Victory and the histrionic Feecback to be immortalized by Dark Horse comics? But when you think Stan Lee, don't you think Marvel?
Was anyone that bored that they watched the finales of Last Comic Standing and Treasure Hunters?
2 comments:
1) Janice is a psycho-dolt and it is probably best that Sorin ESCAPED from her!
2) Mike Boogie. Camera whore. Marcellas? Knows there's life outside of the show.
3) David does it because he wants to to OGLE him!
4) Jeff's mother may have tattoed him, herself. HATE him.
5) I TRIED watching "...Superhero" but I just couldn't do it.
6) Nope! Not that bored! ;)
argh. typo:
3) David does it because he wants ME to OGLE him!
(Thinking about him screws up my typing!)
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