CELEBFLASH: Desperate

Remember the days of the 1993 Seinfeld episode, The Implant, when Teri Hatcher was considered quite curvy. As Sidra, Hatcher's last line of the episode was the memorable,

"They're real, and they're spectacular."

A reference of course to her breasts, which Elaine had told Jerry were fake.

Stopping off for a coffee and Farmeeoh at The Farm on Saturday before our early evening performance of Hollywoodland (which, by the way, was very banal and certainly not worth the $11.00 per head admission), who should be on her way out but none only than the Desperate Housewife herself.

Sporting the requisite dark sunglasses, Teri hurriedly swept out of the restaurant, with kid in tow, looking even thinner in person that she does on the telly. And by thin, I mean sickly so... bonier than a skeleton at Disney's Haunted Mansion.

Thank god the camera adds 10 pounds!