Living right behind
Crunch, it'd be easy to stop on by for a quick workout, especially since the Ohio guy who signed up Mikey gave me a bunch of free passes. So last Sunday, in order to check out the gym, I offered to help Mikey with his chest workout. On a lazy Sunday afternoon, I didn't expect much of anything, but as always, you never know who you'll stumble across in LA!
Find The Flaw
When I see a fitness model in the flesh, I'm always blown away by their "beauty". With their chiseled abs and bulging biceps, these are some of the best looking men around, having graced the covers of such homo-rotica as
Men's Workout and
Exercise For Men Only. I admit it, I have a hard time
not starring, but, in not been able to take my eyes of their perfect physiques, one begins to notice
flaws!Shock! Horror! Yes, these guys aren't perfect. Their skin is bad, their hair receding, or as in the case of recent sighting
Greg Plitt, they have
absolutely no ass! No ass and no legs... He looks disproportionate with his perfectly-huge arms and chest dwarfing his non-existent ass and thighs. This realisation, first coined by another Kevin (Mike's buddy in DC), is known as "Find The Flaw," and will become my new favourite gym game. No longer will I been intimidated by apparent perfection... I will
Find The Flaw!!!Boy Drops WeightsSo, we're working out next to this kid doing bench presses. He looks familiar. I'm sure he's some reality show contestant from
Boy Meets Boy, or something of that ilk. He's a little guy, he's benching 135lbs, then all of a sudden
CRASH! and he's dropped his weights. One of the 45s has fallen off the bar and he's floundering. We've all had it happen, it's embarrassing, you try and pretend it never happened, but still someone sniggers. Mike and I were the sniggerers. And right or wrong we continued to chortle at this D-Lister, as well as the other beautiful people we'd found flaws in, throughout the rest of our workout.
Cut to: Monday night and
The Golden Globes. The nominations for Best Actor in a TV Mini-Series or Movie are being read out, and Mike and I are stunned into momentary silence... then bust out laughing. The kid we'd seen drops his weights... the skinny kid with bad skin... the one with the perpetual scowl we'd laughed at... none other than
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers... the cute guy from
Bend It Like Beckham... and he goes on and wins the Globe!
"Thank you to all those who worked with me on
Elvis , and to those guys who laughed at me at the gym -
F**K You!"