Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Are you ready for some...?

It's been 13 years and though I really still don't get America's fascination with "football", I have tried:

In '94 I got an internship in the sports department of WUSA 9, DC's CBS affiliate. I was supposed to sit there Sunday afternoons, watch the games and make note of big plays. Needless to say it was a very short lived internship.

During the 1999-2000 season I spent many a rainy Saturday afternoon watching college games, drinking beer and eating Trio pizza with then future roommate Dr. Robbie, a Notre Dame alum and ardent Fighting Irish fan. College boys in tight uniforms, that's pretty hot!

That year's Varsity Blues also found a special place in my heart, or is it really Scott Caan's marvelous ass that I remember so fondly?

And in 2002 I spent Thanksgiving in Dallas, watching the Cowboys thrash the Redskins at Texas Stadium (OK, so it was only 27-20), but as much as I loved the experience, the muscle boys performing in the Cirque du Soleil-esq. halftime show and this one particular hottie on the sideline were the ones that really held my attention.

Tonight, Wednesday, marks the season finale of MTV's Two-A-Days (though my Tivo will preempt the show and instead record Project Runway). Will the boys of Hoover High win another state championship? Will #24 Max be caught short in his skin-hugging Under Armour? And will #34 Alex take his shirt off one last time?

That entire towns can become so entrenched, besotted and only identified by their high school football teams truly amazes, fascinates, and even scares me. It makes me wonder if football is really little more than another "cult," not so unlike Scientology (or any other religion come to think of it) that people worship on Sundays, pour many billions of dollars in to, discuss and debate ad infinitum, but ultimately get very little out of.

Now these strapping young Hoover boys have finished their season, I'll tune into NBC's Friday Nights Lights to get my fix of crazy football worshipping zealots (and young actors pretending to be strapping young players), and hopefully learn more about the mindset of Middle America.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is there to get? Football is about getting to your goal line yard by hard won yard. It is a game of defensive linemen and offensive running backs. Basically you have your quarterback, he is responsible to throw the ball to the runners who get it to the longest possible yardage. The job of the defense is to block and keep the player with the ball moving. Monday night football is comming up, we'll watch some games together and I'll go over the basics again.

;-)

And yeah, Im more of a defensive lineman appreciator, cant beat those big beefy bows humping each other for a smelly pigskin.

Anonymous said...

Here is a great primer at about.com on the basics of american football (and for those others out there who dont "get" america's winter pasttime):

http://football.about.com/cs/football101/a/bl_football101.htm

peace

Anonymous said...

Is it odd that the only reason I watch football is to watch the cheerleaders so I can practice their routines in my living room? Anyone else do this? Anyone?

Anonymous said...

Yeah...well...welcome to my childhood...I grew up in one of those small town where quaterbacks were king...needless to say I bolted as soon as I could and never looked back...my parents can only drag me back about once every two years...

Anonymous said...

i got so addicted to two-a-days